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We Are All Idiots Committee




Committee members:

Head of the Committee: [Imperator]
Idiot #1: [Mortified Penguin] (dur hur)
Idiot #2: [Sagacious Turkey]
Idiot #3: [AuroraLumos] must admit... I was rather silly.
Idiot #4: [moira hawthorne] I pitched in a few
Idiot #5: [*Phoenix*] I jumped in at the end...
Idiot #6: [Chimes] Official Installer of Buttons Pointless and Obscure. :P
Idiot #7: [Thunder Cid] Scared out of his freaking mind *fetal position*



Accomplishments:

- Formed during the great Amount vs Number Scandal of ‘08 on Which Font Are You?, this committee was organized to nit-pick its way through stacks of stupid opinions and thoughtless concepts. Crisis was averted after the committee decided to follow common sense and choose “Number” as suggested by the brilliant [Imperator].
- After [Chimes] built a small hut to replace Bob's Diner after it was blown up, [Imperator] ordered a committee intern to check the hut for building code violations. He has yet to return with his findings but [Chimes] has assured us that the self-destruct button works properly.
- Following an armed attack on Bob's Diner by a masked man by the name of "Ashley", the committee (actually just [Imperator]) has declared a man-hunt for this criminal!

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2008-08-18 [*Phoenix*]: KERMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a Muppets Christmas CD! I even listen to it after Christmas. There are funny and serious songs on it! It's cool...I love How the Grinch Stole Christmas! I don't like the new one though. Got to go with the old animated one!

2008-08-18 [AuroraLumos]: oh yes most definitely ^_^

2008-08-18 [*Phoenix*]: Indeed....^_^

2008-08-18 [AuroraLumos]: lol

2008-08-18 [*Phoenix*]: ^_^

2008-08-18 [Imperator]: Ha! Everyone go to google and type "French military victories" and hit "I'm feeling lucky"!

2008-08-19 [*Phoenix*]: okay!

2008-08-19 [*Phoenix*]: LMAO!!!!!

2008-08-19 [Imperator]: Isn't it great?! XD

2008-08-19 [AuroraLumos]: XD aww the poor french... LOL

2008-08-19 [*Phoenix*]: lol. YA!

2008-08-20 [x-tacy]: any thing else that i can google that may or may not be interesting????? Mmmmmmmmm..... give me something folks...

2008-08-21 [*Phoenix*]: idk...........

2008-08-22 [x-tacy]: boring

2008-08-22 [AuroraLumos]: lol well rather than wasting my time google... I waste my time on ponystars aswell :D they're so cute ^__________^

2008-08-22 [Imperator]: What's a "ponystar"? Like a horse that does modeling?

2008-08-22 [AuroraLumos]: it's like my little pony, but an online game (and they're not just ponys they're magic ponys... with wings :D)

2008-08-22 [Imperator]: Wow. That sounds terrible. *goes off to play a manly game like Runescape*

2008-08-22 [Mortified Penguin]: *plays Grand Theft Auto 4*... ain't nothin' more manly than this!

2008-08-22 [Imperator]: *hides Bowflex machine* Uh... Yeah, I'm playing that too!

2008-08-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Sweet! The new Bowflex game is out! *virtually exercises*

2008-08-22 [Imperator]: It's like Wii Fit! *lazily plays Super Smash Bros. instead*

2008-08-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Brawl, I assume? Go Solid Snake!

2008-08-22 [Imperator]: I like the Snake's level. I just go underneath the second level and throw Link's bombs up to blow people up.

2008-08-23 [AuroraLumos]: I want a nintendo wii :(
dammit XD

2008-08-23 [moira hawthorne]: happy with wow

2008-08-23 [Imperator]: World of Warcraft? I saw a funny video on YouTube comparing WOW with Runescape. It made Runescape look like the dumbest, most boring game ever. I laughed.

2008-08-23 [windowframe]: Everything looks dumb compared to WoW. :P

2008-08-24 [Imperator]: Then you haven't seen Transformers.

2008-09-04 [Imperator]: Well [windowframe]? Have you seen Transformers yet?!

2008-09-04 [windowframe]: I'd seen Transformers when you made the first comment about it.

2008-09-04 [Imperator]: And?! Is it not the coolest movie ever?!

2008-09-04 [moira hawthorne]: scale of 1 to 10... a generous 4

2008-09-05 [Chimes]: It most certainly does work properly! Can I put a self-destruct button in here? :D

I like Transformers. o.o

2008-09-05 [windowframe]: No, it's not. O.o

2008-09-06 [Imperator]: What?! Transformers gets a 10 from me! C'mon guys! Didn't you see the U.S. military bashing bad guys?! What could be better than that?!

[Chimes], you keep your poorly marked buttons out of this committee! I pushed the "hamburger" button but just got a folded peice of paper!

2008-09-06 [Mortified Penguin]: The U.S. military didn't need the help of the Autobots to beat the Decepticons... they could have handled it by themselves if they had wanted to... *eats ramen*...

2008-09-06 [Imperator]: Yeah! If the Decepticons weren't cheaters with powerful viruses then the military could've ended it before there would even be a story to make a movie about.

2008-09-06 [Mortified Penguin]: If I were there, I would have just climbed on them without them noticing and unscrewed some parts on them... *eats ramen*...

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: *eats couscous*

2008-09-06 [Imperator]: I never actually saw any bolts you could've wrenched off...

2008-09-06 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm sure the bolts were just painted over...

2008-09-06 [Imperator]: No wonder Optimus had such a flashy paint scheme...

What's "couscous"?!

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: awesome.. its pasta with a texture more like rice... I made roast chicken and mushroom and red pepper couscous...

2008-09-06 [Mortified Penguin]: How dare you eat pasta?! I hate all pastas! ...*eats ramen and macaroni... together!*...

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: hahahahahaha

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: I also put booze in my coffee

2008-09-06 [Mortified Penguin]: *glances around*... *unsheathes a large hunting knife*... *inconspicuously walks toward moira*...

2008-09-06 [Imperator]: *stops Mort and hands him a jeweled sword instead*

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: watch it... im an archer... Ill pick you off till you look like a pincushion long before you ever touch me

2008-09-06 [Imperator]: *hands Mort a shield too*

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: that wont help... a good long bow like mine will stick you to your shield... I also have a good 8 swords within reach... basically whethever i go im armed to the teeth... oh and i do bite

2008-09-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh, forget this... *pulls out and Uzi and fires randomly*

2008-09-06 [Imperator]: My beautiful sword! Nooooooo!

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: *dives for cover* not the computer!

also I was part of a 4 man championship paintball team... we won against 8 to 12 men teams... I could shot at the tender age of 7 a rifle... successfully for dinner... tho I dont own any firearms now...

pointy things just to show I not makin this shit up

2008-09-06 [Imperator]: I've never played Paintball although I know I would love it...

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: ITS UBER FUN... my team started when the sport started... we had a friend who started his own retail paintball business out of his mom's basement so we could get balls... at first we were using homemade blowgun and slingshots as we only had one hand gun... but as the sport progressed we were getting the equipment as soon as it was available... speed ball is awesome fun but I also excelled at large field engagements that went on all day...

2008-09-06 [Imperator]: But it's all expensive...

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: in the woods I tend to disappear... so was nickname 'Bambi With An Attitude' ... but more often... 'that chick with the smig'

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: welll yeah... but we all worked...

2008-09-06 [Imperator]: I bet it's good training for the military. Or Hezbollah...

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: more likely gorgilla noncomformists.... my team was named the 'Byakhee' we didnt wear camo... in fact we spent one year dress like herb Talic in the tactiest sally ann suits we could find... but most often we wore... Dragon: all white and a samurai mask... Dark: look like a gangster in blk leather trench coat with a Lobo mask... Tommy: looked like a rock roadie for BOC with a mask to match the band symbols... and i wore tiedye and looked like a hippy with a purple cat demon mask... i painted all 4 of the teams masks

2008-09-06 [Chimes]: Imperator, That folded piece of paper was an I owe you one hamburger slip...

I would die if I played paintball. XD

2008-09-06 [moira hawthorne]: why do you say that chimes?

2008-09-06 [Imperator]: Yeah [Chimes]! Why?! Why haven't you signed the list of committee members?!

2008-09-07 [Mortified Penguin]: gods little haters... They're mocking the military! ...I'm not allowed on the wiki anymore though... after the last few times... *eats ramen*...

2008-09-07 [Imperator]: What?! How dare they! Anti-American, masochistic, terrorist, satan-worshipping fiends! I'll gut them from neck to groin! Grah!

... That was vicious... Anyway, I left them scathing comment.

2008-09-07 [Chimes]: I am a very non-violent person, my balance sucks ... so does my aim... and my ability to dodge. :D

I haven't signed because I reckon I deserve a title. :P

2008-09-07 [moira hawthorne]: hummmmmm... im a violent pacifist/anarchist ...very contradictory of me... difference between how I behave and my social/world view

and phyically Im a blind spas... makes people underestimate me

2008-09-09 [Imperator]: Then give yourself a title... Like "Button installer"...

*does not underestimate moira*

2008-09-09 [moira hawthorne]: oooooh shit... that means I have to work!

2008-09-09 [Chimes]: Muahahaha! And so I shall...

2008-09-11 [Imperator]: Nice. Go install a "Make McCain and Palin win the election" button!

2008-09-11 [moira hawthorne]: one or the other they are all crocodiles

2008-09-11 [Imperator]: If that were so, I would've turned them into tote bags. Try again...

2008-09-11 [Chimes]: Why do you want them to win?

2008-09-11 [Imperator]: Because Obama is a socialist and will take all our money... *hides pocket book*

2008-09-11 [moira hawthorne]: SURE... socialists take your money and give it back to the country

Capitalists take your money and keep it for themselves

2008-09-11 [Imperator]: What?! Capitalists give you a product or service for your money. Socialists just take it and waste it.

2008-09-11 [Chimes]: .> This is why I ignore politics :P Most of the time.

2008-09-11 [Imperator]: But if you ignore it, people like Obama will win and take your money! :D

2008-09-11 [moira hawthorne]: ooooooooooh I so hope so

2008-09-11 [Imperator]: You hope you get your money taken away? Glad to do it ma'am!

2008-09-11 [moira hawthorne]: no I hope YOU do! hahahahaha

2008-09-11 [Chimes]: I live in England... it's not going to happen :P
Plus I don't have money to be taken.

2008-09-11 [Imperator]: *has money stolen by Obama* *does not vote for him* *does not have a vote to cast in the first place* *lives in America* *has some money to be taken* *until Obama took it that is*

2008-09-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Darn Obama... stealing money... begging for me to give him some change... *eats ramen*...

2008-09-12 [Imperator]: Depending on the poll, if the election was held today, McCain would win by 2 electoral votes or Obama would win by 1 electoral vote. It's flippin' close!

2008-10-02 [Imperator]: Congratulations [*Phoenix*] on your victory in our burn war.

2008-10-02 [Linderel]: Rawr. Now tell me why I'm here. :P

2008-10-02 [Thunder Cid]: Okay what the hell do I do here?

2008-10-02 [Chimes]: *installs a button on Cid's forehead*

2008-10-02 [Imperator]: Congratulations, you're both idiots. Now sign up. <img:stuff/daN-gif.gif>

2008-10-02 [Imperator]: Thank you [Chimes]. However, I still don't see that McCain-Palin Victory Button I asked you to install...

2008-10-02 [Thunder Cid]: ???

2008-10-02 [Imperator]: This is a committee of idiots. Did you expect it to make any sense?

2008-10-02 [Thunder Cid]: Uhmmm...no. My answer would have to be no.

2008-10-02 [Chimes]: You most certainly did not ask me to install said button!

2008-10-02 [Imperator]: Did too! And if I didn't, I'm asking - nay, demanding! That you install it now! McCain is falling behind, we need that button!

2008-10-02 [Linderel]: I refer the term 'intellectually challenged'. :3
'Cretin' and 'imbecile' are good as well. So much stronger.
*plops down in a corner somewhere*

2008-10-02 [Imperator]: How could someone who is "intellectually challenged" use terms like "imbecile"? You're not thinking cohesively!

2008-10-02 [Chimes]: I stay out of politics, remember?

2008-10-02 [Thunder Cid]: OH GOD I'M SO CONFUSED!
*fetal position*

2008-10-02 [Chimes]: 'We're all mad down here'. :P

2008-10-02 [Thunder Cid]: *cries*

2008-10-02 [Chimes]: *installs a 'No Cry' button* *presses it*

2008-10-02 [Thunder Cid]: *whimpers*

2008-10-02 [Chimes]: *installs a 'Happy' button* *presses it*

2008-10-02 [Thunder Cid]: *happy*

2008-10-02 [Linderel]: I am not a rational creature!

2008-10-02 [Imperator]: 0.0 [Chimes], are you sure you're not mistakening buttons for drugs?

Ratios?! No! There will be NO MATH here, [Linderel]!

2008-10-02 [Linderel]: No indeed! Keep it away from me. <_<

2008-10-02 [Imperator]: *moves Pre-Calculus book off desk*

2008-10-03 [Imperator]: These people were involved in the great font scandal but never answered the summons to join the committee that they are a part of! Go yell at them or something...
[Lothuriel], [Kyrinn], [Aradon Templar], [Lord Dog], [iippo], [Jeccabee], [Teufelsweib], [Triola], and [Atayemi].

2008-10-03 [Chimes]: That might be classed as Spamming, dear Imperator.

I'm pretty sure.

2008-10-03 [Imperator]: It is? I thought it would be an "invitation"...

2008-10-03 [Chimes]: Well.. if you've invited them using the invite feature, sure... but messages are spam... especially if you've already invited them a few times. There's obviously a reason they ignored the invite. :P

2008-10-03 [Imperator]: I only invited them once with the invite thing... I don't think it lets you do it more than once.

2008-10-03 [Chimes]: Then they obviously didn't want to come. So messaging them would probably annoy them. *shrugs*

2008-10-03 [Imperator]: But the committee is incomplete! *sob*

2008-10-03 [Chimes]: Then advertise in your house and/or mood... if people want to join, they will. :]

2008-10-03 [Imperator]: It can't be just anybody!!

2008-10-04 [*Phoenix*]: I agree with Imperator!!!!

2008-10-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Perhaps they didn't receive the invitation! Curse you, UPS! ...*eats ramen*... a confirmation message must be sent.

2008-10-04 [*Phoenix*]: yes! Send it Imperator!

2008-10-04 [Imperator]: It only let's me send it once! I should use FedEx...

2008-10-04 [moira hawthorne]: THIS IS A VERY SPECIFIC WIKI... its only purpose was to gather together a specific group of people who had participated in a particular event... inviting those few and very specific members isnt spammin... spammin assumes repeated abuse of bugging people with non relevant to them info there arent interested in

2008-10-04 [Imperator]: If everyone spams - I mean invites them, they will forced to listen to the will of this committee!

2008-10-04 [*Phoenix*]: very true, moria...

2008-10-04 [moira hawthorne]: maybe we all should pick one to invite... ... I call dibs on [Lord Dog]

2008-10-04 [*Phoenix*]: I'll invite [iippo] & [Jeccabee]

2008-10-04 [*Phoenix*]: [iippo] & [Jeccabee] have been invited again!!!

2008-10-04 [Imperator]: Muwahaha! >:D

2008-10-05 [*Phoenix*]: YA!

2008-10-06 [Imperator]: ...and so far it hasn't worked. D:

2008-10-06 [*Phoenix*]: I know.......

2009-06-19 [*Phoenix*]: no one's commented in a while.....

GHOST TOWN!!

duh duh duuuuuuhhhh..........

2009-06-19 [Mortified Penguin]: ...*eats ramen*...

2009-06-19 [*Phoenix*]: *steals Penguin's ramen* Muwhahahahahaha!!!!

2009-06-19 [Mortified Penguin]: *has a gun*

2009-06-19 [*Phoenix*]: *shrieks in suprise!* *Throws ramen back at Penguin and runs behind the couch*

2009-06-19 [Imperator]: This is a committee meeting area! Don't you dare get ramen on that couch!

2009-06-20 [Mortified Penguin]: *eats couch*

2009-06-20 [Imperator]: Well at least you won't get ramen on it now... XD

2009-06-21 [*Phoenix*]: O.O wow. aren't you one hungry penguin.....

2009-06-21 [Mortified Penguin]: *the ramen in my stomach gets on the couch*

2009-06-21 [*Phoenix*]: LOL!!!

2009-06-21 [Imperator]: Crud...

2009-06-23 [*Phoenix*]: you just lost, [Imperator]....

2009-06-23 [Imperator]: I never lose!

2009-06-23 [*Phoenix*]: Sorry....Come up with a better retort for that and you will be a genius!!

2009-06-23 [Imperator]: I have such low expectations of myself that losing basically means I won. (Ha!)

2009-06-23 [*Phoenix*]: lol. That's a good one!

2009-06-23 [Imperator]: Unlike your face!

2009-06-23 [*Phoenix*]: Well, at least my face isn't a butt like yours!!

2009-06-23 [Mortified Penguin]: I, Mr. Referee, will referee this match! Alright, so this will be a submission battle! The winner will receive one of the loser's body parts. Now, commence the fight!

2009-06-23 [*Phoenix*]: awesome!

2009-06-23 [Imperator]: I give up! I don't want to look at Phoenix's face anymore than I have to!

2009-06-23 [*Phoenix*]: YAY! I win!!! Hand over your butt! Or your face they both look the same!!

2009-06-24 [Imperator]: At least my face isn't worse than my butt like on you...

2009-06-27 [*Phoenix*]: Yes, but at least people then can still see the difference, unlike you....

2009-06-27 [Mortified Penguin]: That was just terrible... I insist you return that butt immediately.

2009-06-28 [Imperator]: But, but! Whhhhhhhy?...

2010-06-08 [*Phoenix*]: NO!

I will keep this butt I won it far and square!

2010-06-08 [*Phoenix*]:

HI!

2010-07-29 [Nioniel]: WTF?

2010-07-29 [*Phoenix*]: idk...


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2010-07-29 [Nioniel]: <img:44166_1164903284.gif>

2010-07-29 [*Phoenix*]: <img:44166_1164469620.gif>

2010-07-29 [moira hawthorne]: nope I got nothin... *folds hand on table*

2010-09-16 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *comes running out of the shadows and pounces on *Phoenix* then runs of in to the woods*

2010-09-18 [*Phoenix*]: HEY! Come back here! *runs after the other Phoenix* *pants and gulps for air* Come......back.......here........I.........want........to.....meet..........you........ *collapses*

2010-09-19 [moira hawthorne]: International Talk Like A Pirate Day

2010-09-20 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *hears you fall to the ground* ?? *turns and runs back to *Phoenix*. *Shifts back into and Elf* you ok?

2010-09-24 [*Phoenix*]: YESH! *glomps* Hiya! *pulls you up and shakes hands* Nice to meetchya! ^___^

2010-09-26 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *kneels and bows before you* It's a pleasure to meet you Lady *Phoenix*.

2010-09-26 [*Phoenix*]: Nice to meet you, too. *pulls you up* Why on earth are you bowing to me!?

2010-09-30 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: I have always held great respect toward females, this is why *kneels again* I show my respect in such a way.

2010-10-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Ah, yes. [*Phoenix*], my dear! *throws a shoe* Go make us a sammich.

2010-10-02 [*Phoenix*]: *pats head and dodges shoe* Thanks Phoenix. *picks up shoe* *looks at it quizzically and throws it back at Mort* Make your own sammich! I ain't your slave. *cross arms defiantly*

2010-10-02 [Mortified Penguin]: *bites shoe*... this is a terrible sandwich! Make another one, dang it! *throws the shoe into traffic, causing a truck to swerve into a minivan and explode, killing dozens of innocent people*

2010-10-02 [*Phoenix*]: *throws flip flop at you* Maybe that will be better!

2010-10-12 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *look over at Mort* the lose of innocent lives is unacceptable! *Reads sword for combat and stands* and to HELL WITH YOUR SANDWICH! EAT A TACO!

2010-10-13 [Mortified Penguin]: A taco sandwich will do nicely. NOW GO MAKE IT.

2010-10-16 [moira hawthorne]: a bearded taco sandwich! mahahahaha

2010-10-21 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *looks over at Moira with confused look on face* wh... what?

2010-10-22 [moira hawthorne]: MAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2010-10-23 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *tilts head slightly to the side* O.O?

2010-10-24 [*Phoenix*]: *poke phoenix with a pointy stick* <img:Untitled-1.gif>

2010-12-11 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: HAY!<img:stuff/Br23-gif.gif> *takes phoenix pointy stick and pokes her with it* YEAH! TAKE IT!

2010-12-13 [*Phoenix*]: GAH! *runs away in terror, arm's flailing*

2011-05-03 [Sagacious Turkey]: *hunts you down with a crossbow*

2011-05-17 [Imperator]: Crossbows are for losers. *cough*

2011-05-17 [Chimes]: Holy crap, you're alive.

2011-05-17 [Imperator]: Barely... *blood is EVERYWHERE!!*

2011-05-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Tampons usually fix that for me.

2011-06-07 [*Phoenix*]: *throws tampons at Imperator* Here!!

2011-06-07 [moira hawthorne]: hey those things are expensive! there are bleedin women in 3rd world countrys! (LOL)

2011-06-11 [Imperator]: O.o I wish I didn't come here anymore...

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